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armaando 

A little man who's nose is bigger than his body. If you don't hold his hand in a crowd he WILL get lost and walked over
Oh no! I gave birth to an Armaando.
armaando by weenie boi April 12, 2017
Words you can keep
A guy that is unlike any other. Usually A Hispanic man, who is prideful and likes to please the woman he is with. Can be stern, but also has a goofy side to him. Jealous and protective when he needs to be, not scared to jump into a fight if need be. Loyal, honest man who makes a great boyfriend.
-Man, that Armando guy I am dating is one of a kind.

-Have you been with an Armando before? If not, you are missing out.
Armando by TheReeelz October 12, 2017
Real sensitive when has fallen in love with a specific type of person usually the type of girl that will push him away . Armando's doesn't give up on you they are really passionate about there love life . He is know to be good in bed will take hours to make him satisfied but will satisfies you in 10 minutes he will annoy you get you mad but we all know you can't be mad at him forever you will miss him when's he's gone if you ever have and Armando in your life make sure you keep him forever
Do you know who that amazing guy is he seems like an Armando
Armando by Swag_master June 13, 2014

armandodraws 

An overrated artist on tiktok that comments alot and gets thousands of followers each week
Omg have u heard of armandodraws on tiktok?I'm his biggest fan I wish he would draw me!
armandodraws by armandodraws September 12, 2020
An overall amazing man. The definition of the perfect husband. Weird and wacky but that's makes him attractive. He is easy to fall in love with and knows how to please his girl. A faithful and loyal guy always and forever. He is the perfect husband and Best friend.
Ex: oh they've been together forever the guy must be an Armando.
Armando by Hisforeverandalways July 13, 2017
Da BEST person in the world ! He will never give up on you, he's hilarious, and he will not lie to you. If he loves a girl; he will love her forever, it wont matter to him whether she's darker than she is or she has anger and suicidal conditions or shes a depressed fuck...he will always be there for her. Armando is usually a hispanic boy/guy. If you ever find an Armando keep him by your side no matter what because if u let him go, you're losing the best thing that could've ever happened to you. KEEP YOUR ARMANDO !!
Heather: You seen Armando
Anna: Yea, he just rode his Skateboard around the block
Heather: He's so hot
Anna: I know, that european girl was lucky to have him....
Heather: I know, she probably let him fuck
Anna: You know she did
Armando by KoalazRsEXy November 6, 2019
His penis is reallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreally giganticlly massively huge, it made my asshole the size of the sun
Armando pounded my ass now im a black hole
Armando by Ali273884 January 29, 2020
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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