Uncultured swine: "I love Arceus, it's such a cool pokemon."
A blessed soul: "It's Lord Arkoos. Thee will be smitten by Dome, and thee will see thy worst nightmare come to life. SMITE THEE"
This village is exciting, there must be a curfew of 7pm cause the town is dead before dark. It's got a cycle shop and ditch though. And that's not the librarian that smells. It's the whole town.