Lord Arkoos is our Lord and Savior. He will let thy soul free if thee will let him bless you. Find Arkoos, and he will give thee, thy blessing.
Other uncultured swines call out Lord for "Arceus" and they will be sent to Dome.
"Praise Lord Arkoos my friend"
Uncultured swine: "I love Arceus, it's such a cool pokemon."
A blessed soul: "It's Lord Arkoos. Thee will be smitten by Dome, and thee will see thy worst nightmare come to life. SMITE THEE"
This village is exciting, there must be a curfew of 7pm cause the town is dead before dark. It's got a cycle shop and ditch though. And that's not the librarian that smells. It's the whole town.