Are you smoking!? 

The term used to say when your friend or someome you know says something dumb.

Person: guys guys did yku know lebron james is the best quaterback for the new cleveland patriots
Kanye: WHAT!? Are you smoking!?

Are you smoking!? by PlayPokemonGo December 10, 2016

are you smoking teabags? 

Are you crazy?

Going in that neighbourhood at night are you smoking teabags?

are you smoking teabags? by Shaggytheone June 1, 2023

what are you smoking?

when someone thinks you may be acting weird due to drugs, mostly said as a joke and they probs dont rlly think ur on drugs. say this to people when they say cringy crap or are just weird.

owen: what are you smoking? LOL
mike: I'm smoking your mom

what are you smoking? by MonicaChan April 19, 2022

You are smoking balls 

a) When someone is talking absolute rubbish
b) They are lying

1: "I shagged this awesome bird lat night"
2: "Shut Up!"
1: "I did!I did!"
2: "Your smoking balls!"

You are smoking balls by Craig Lewis November 30, 2004

what are you smokin? 

a phrase used to show the stupidity of a statement or action made by another person

when he flipped off the cop at the light i smacked him a good one and yelled WHAT ARE YOU SMOKIN SON?

Guy A: That chick dont look too bad over there.
Guy B: What are you smokin? she looks like she just swallowed a beach ball!

what are you smokin? by chillymiller October 10, 2006