Are you smoking!?

The term used to say when your friend or someome you know says something dumb.

Person: guys guys did yku know lebron james is the best quaterback for the new cleveland patriots
Kanye: WHAT!? Are you smoking!?

by PlayPokemonGo December 10, 2016

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what you smoking on?

The translation of this is "describe the type of cannabis you are currently smoking". Term is used in North Minneapolis, where people predominantly smoke blunts with mid grade cannabis. Sometimes preceds an offer to trade up to a few grams.

Upon greeting a middle aged group of women sharing a blunt, one calls out "Hey!" "What you smoking on?"

by Beta888 October 28, 2013

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You smoking dick.

To tell someone they trippin.

They're not dropping Airpods 2, you smoking dick.

by WhooshLikeANikeSwoosh March 16, 2019

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what are you smoking?

when someone thinks you may be acting weird due to drugs, mostly said as a joke and they probs dont rlly think ur on drugs. say this to people when they say cringy crap or are just weird.

owen: what are you smoking? LOL
mike: I'm smoking your mom

by MonicaChan April 19, 2022

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you smoke, you croak

A replacement for "you snooze, you lose." A phrased used when someone is taking their sweet ass time smoking a cigarette, and in doing so have missed an opportunity. This is generally the result of a single smoker idly wasting the time of several non-smokers, causing the non-smokers to abandon him.
The "croak" part refers to the fact that they're eventually going to die of lung cancer anyway.

You readu to go?
Joe: "Wait, where's Mike?"

Mack: "He's out back, having a smoke. Duh."

Joe: "Aren't we going to wait for him?"

Mack: "You smoke, you croak. He can walk."

Mike: (has violent coughing spasm)

by Proto-Ham Sandwich March 26, 2015

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