Hym "Are you? Really? Or is that a thing you want me to ascent to? Because you are trying to dictate to me what I have to do and I'm not going to let you guide me into a life. That is not how you being in charge is going to work. Like, you're trying to play God and the form it's taking is a life swap between me and my less intelligent but equally psychopathic wannabe 'single white female'. And it's not going to result in anything that is good for me or anyone else because I'm just going to resort to violence (inevitably) and kill myself. So, stop trying to do this. I am the 1 who decides whether or not the thing I know you are trying to do to me is going to work and my decision is 'No.' I've decided that it isn't. Unless you're trying to get me to murder my own parents or somebody's kids (which is like what happened to some of the other ones you to whom you have done this and are covering up). And my decision is final. Just like what is going to happen to the person you tried to let 'single white female' me."

Are you? by Hym Iam December 16, 2025

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Are-you-whoring-me?!?!?!

Exclamation voicing doubt in what the speaker has just heard or has been told by another.

When Nikki heard how much Steve wanted for the sack he exclaimed, "Fifty dollars? For that? Are-you-whoring-me?!?!?! You gotta be fuckin' whoring me."

Are-you-whoring-me?!?!?! by Nikki Stixx May 7, 2019

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Are you skunked

Are you crazy?

Are you crazy. For example:

Abdi: "WALLAHI I'M NOT GIVING YOU MY P'S

Y.MStizzy: Blud are you skunked?

Are you skunked by Y.MStizzy February 18, 2020

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Are you skunked

Are you mad or are you crazy
Used by the legendary Mbbants

Mbbants: can you give me that 5 star rating

Customer: no way I'm giving you 5 stars

Mbbants: what! Are you skunked g give me that 5 star now g are you skunked

Are you skunked by Ash Boens June 2, 2020

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are you a friend of mara?

it’s used when a sapphic wants to know if you’re a lesbian/sapphic or not. it’s also a she ra reference.

sapphic: “are you a friend of mara?”
other: “ yes i am” ✨winkwink

are you a friend of mara? by sapphenby July 6, 2020

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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