Girl 1: Are you watching gossip girl tonight?

Girl 2: Of course. If I didn't, I wouldn't get to see Nate Archibald. And my life wouldn't be complete.

Nate Archibald by Boycrazierthanyou December 30, 2012

Nate Archibald

A character from the novel series and (once) popular teen show "Gossip Girl". Nate is a perfectly good-looking preppy and known as the "golden boy" of the Upper East Side. He was with girlfriend Blair Waldorf "since kindergarten", but ever since childhood he secretly harbors feelings for Blair's bff, Serena Van Der Woodsen whom he believes is breathtakingly beautiful but insecure. He shared a sordid one night stand before her departure. His secret love for Serena is like an usual habit, although they aren't together.

Sadly, the Nate-Serena-Blair love triangle isn't mentioned too much in the show, while it's the main storyline in the books. More sadly, Nate is getting written off the main plots due to unkown reasons, while he's the main male role in the books.

A: Chuck Bass is hot, so I think Ed Westwick is hot...
B: Look, in real life Ed isn't Chuck. But Chace Crawford and Nate Archibald are both REALLY hot!

A: I love Chair!
B: I love SereNate!

Nate Archibald by Gossip Baby October 6, 2012

The Archibald

You shave off your pubes, put them in a bag and put it in your back pocket. Then when you are rooting a chick, you pull out, squirt all over her face, pull out your bag and throw your pubes on her face

ohh yesss yesss, turn around turn around, ohhh *blows on her face*, *pulls out bag throws pubes on her face*, no she looks like The Archibald guy with that beard.

The Archibald by Brady#69 February 5, 2009

Archibald

A strong, masculine character who is no coward. Usually with a 6-pack and a good sense of humor, they can make anyone happy from their good looks or great humor.

Human 1: have you seen Tari’s rubber duck from the youtuber SMG4?

Human 2: yah, his name is Archibald, right? I love that dude!

Archibald by Keywork Studios May 13, 2019

Archbold

A closet homosexual, comes from the Latin Archusboldi.

Blimey, he's mincing a bit, could be an Archbold.

Archbold by Donkey Plonker April 10, 2015

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026