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richard armitage 

A very tall, moody actor, best known for his role as Thorin Oakenshield in the Hobbit. Has dreamy blue eyes and a big heart.
Richard Armitage;
Person who meets Richard: wow... I would totally climb that tree.
richard armitage by 80s girl January 19, 2019

armitage wanks 

you were in there a long time, were you having an armitage wanks
armitage wanks by jaffaw July 16, 2009

arbitrage 

A Winnipeg DJ known equally for his stellar mash-ups and penchant for knitting tea cosies.
"Did you hear DJ Arbitrage at Mardi Gras last week?"

"Ya! His set was awesome! But what was with all the tea cosies?"
arbitrage by winnipegluvah February 12, 2009

Armitage Hux 

The hottest man in the entire star wars universe. Played by Domhnall Gleeson the hottest actor to exist.
Armitage Hux by 3ntity July 4, 2021

Armitage Skanks 

The graceless and ropey tarts who get bonked in nightclub bogs and public shitters.

Typcially seen with their legs up at ten to two in the disabled handrails while their fetid flaps get utterly mammothed by a long queue of shitfaced bullers in a murderous and grout melting storm of lumpy spoff and aftershave.
Sanjay, the restroom attendant was seen on CCTV, with a bog brush up his shitpipe and violently wristing his mottled widge ablaze after witnessing the regular armitage skanks Kim and Yohan being stretchered out of the nightclub for emergency surgery and skin grafts on their dripping, honking twat holes.

Armitage shank 

The act of shaking one's penis after urinating to remove any remaining drops of liquid.

Taken from the popular (and oft seen) British toilet manufacturer, Armitage Shanks.
Did you see that bloke? He was doin' the old Armitage Shank a bit too vigorously.
Armitage shank by crudux_cruo September 2, 2009