arbritage

a betting tactic where betting on all outcomes of a match, secures the bettor a profit regardless of the outcome.

The man was happy that he earnt over a thousand dollars this month, purely from arbritage bets.

by Locked. December 16, 2024

richard armitage

A very tall, moody actor, best known for his role as Thorin Oakenshield in the Hobbit. Has dreamy blue eyes and a big heart.

Richard Armitage;
Person who meets Richard: wow... I would totally climb that tree.

by 80s girl January 19, 2019

armitage wanks

going for a wank in the toilet,

you were in there a long time, were you having an armitage wanks

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

arbitrage

A Winnipeg DJ known equally for his stellar mash-ups and penchant for knitting tea cosies.

"Did you hear DJ Arbitrage at Mardi Gras last week?"

"Ya! His set was awesome! But what was with all the tea cosies?"

by winnipegluvah February 12, 2009

Armitage Hux

The hottest man in the entire star wars universe. Played by Domhnall Gleeson the hottest actor to exist.

Armitage Hux is literally so hot wtf

by 3ntity July 4, 2021

Armitage Skanks

The graceless and ropey tarts who get bonked in nightclub bogs and public shitters.

Typcially seen with their legs up at ten to two in the disabled handrails while their fetid flaps get utterly mammothed by a long queue of shitfaced bullers in a murderous and grout melting storm of lumpy spoff and aftershave.

Sanjay, the restroom attendant was seen on CCTV, with a bog brush up his shitpipe and violently wristing his mottled widge ablaze after witnessing the regular armitage skanks Kim and Yohan being stretchered out of the nightclub for emergency surgery and skin grafts on their dripping, honking twat holes.

by Herbie Dongsporran October 16, 2022

Armitage shank

The act of shaking one's penis after urinating to remove any remaining drops of liquid.

Taken from the popular (and oft seen) British toilet manufacturer, Armitage Shanks.

Did you see that bloke? He was doin' the old Armitage Shank a bit too vigorously.

by crudux_cruo September 2, 2009