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Armitage 

The most amazing surname in history of the world..
If you know an Armitage then you're incredibly lucky, they're just so incredibly amazing!
_____ Armitage is the most amazing person ever!!
Armitage by lralra October 10, 2011

Armitage 

Abbreviation of "Armitage Shanks" (popular brand of bathroom appliance including showers) meaning: to have a shower and a wank.
Theres no privacy, I had to have an armitage mate.
Armitage by Offbeat July 29, 2004

Armitage 

The spring loaded arm of the AUX sight according to SSG Jacobs.
After you adjust the armitage of the sight, go ahead and adjust the brightness and contract.
Armitage by jiggly February 8, 2005

Armitage 

as in Armitage Shanks (makers of bathroom fittings) - used to infer the term "Toilet"

also as a form of derision
Have you seen Dave's new car? It's total Armitage!
Armitage by KazzieP May 22, 2005

Armitage 

A small lesion often found on one's scrotum
I found a small Armitage on my balls. I'm going to die
Armitage by japes June 4, 2015

armitage wanks 

you were in there a long time, were you having an armitage wanks
armitage wanks by jaffaw July 16, 2009