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Argjend
Argjend is a name, only given to people that have a huge cock. Their dong is like 60 Feet long. Big penis, big personality and a big heart.
Argjend by JonasBrothersFan999 March 22, 2020
Arjen
Arjen is the definition of a perfect person. He will always support you no matter the circumstance. He is a wonderful and kind friend. Tends to have brown hair and amazing eyes. He is a shoulder to cry on and respects you as long as you don’t betray his trust. There is a good chance you won’t though because of how much you’ve realized you need him in your life. He always seems to know how to put a smile on your face and would never try to make it go away. He may be a bit annoying at times but he knows that and is fine with it. He is very bright being in honors LA and always seems to win game pigeons.
arawen
Arawen is a very beautiful Filipino girl that makes the weirdest jokes and has a friend... best friend named Paulina NOT Polina. Bens usually don't like Paulinas. Arawen has short, black hair and is very dark and creepy. So is Paulina. Except Paulina has light brown or blond hair. Arawen at one point in her life knew a Maya. But Arawen got annoyed with Mayas and stuck to her better friends. Arawen has a high- pitched laugh and is very good at drawing but does not admit it. Arawen is a total gossip girl. ( if you ever meet a Thomas, bring him to Arawen )
If you EVER meet an Arawen, make sure you keep her.
If you EVER meet an Arawen, make sure you keep her.
Boy 1: Arawen is really nice
Boy 2: I know.. I'll ask her out
Thomas: Arawen is mine!!!
Paulina: all of you stay away from Arawen. You don't deserve her.
Ben: I hate Paulina
Paulina: shut up stupido
Ben: ha ha.
Paulina: (buttface)
Boy 2: I know.. I'll ask her out
Thomas: Arawen is mine!!!
Paulina: all of you stay away from Arawen. You don't deserve her.
Ben: I hate Paulina
Paulina: shut up stupido
Ben: ha ha.
Paulina: (buttface)
arawen by Tutifruity123 May 7, 2018
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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