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Not here to fornicate with arachnids 

A more nuanced take on ‘not here to fuck spiders’. A classic Australianism expressing that things of little consequence or excessive moderation are not worthy to be undertaken.

Further context, similar to ‘having bigger fish to fry’.
“Hey Ellis, last drinks just got called. Pint of pale and mezcal chaser?” says Toph.
Not here to fornicate with arachnids.” he replies in support of the offer.

arachnassassin 

Designated spider-killer in a home.
My wife can't stand bugs, so I am the house's arachnassassin.
arachnassassin by vbartilucci June 10, 2010

Arachnisuckin' 

At the family gathering, the baby was arachnisuckin'.
Arachnisuckin' by AndromedaNL June 23, 2023
"Arachnids"
"What a bitch"
Arachnids by Frick, bitch November 22, 2019

Arachnids of Level 8 

Various spiders found in Level 8 of the Backrooms.
The Arachnids of Level 8 are all venomous.

arachnisexual

An individual who is attracted to aroused by spiders.
That guy's obessession with tarantula's could really mean he is an arachnisexual--he prefers spiders over people.
arachnisexual by msknowitall January 26, 2013