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approximatively 

A bastardisation of approximately and positively first used by people of marginal education. Even though those two words have different degrees of certitude, approximatively originally meant approximately but has since evolved to mean approximately with slightly more certitude, but not quite positively.
guy one: "How long will you be?"
guy two: "approximatively 15 minutes."
approximatively by Char H January 8, 2006
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approximately 

A term guilty people use when they are guilty as hell.
Investigator: "What did you have for breakfast?"

Suspect: "Well basically, I barely got to my home at approximately 2am."
approximately by RPD00001 April 5, 2017

approximately 27 sobbing horses 

a phrase used describing a very very sad group of people with horse masks on. or they are very very sad furries.
person 1 :"they look like approximately 27 sobbing horses"
person 2 :"yeah it's probably because the horse-masks are not popular anymore"

Andree Approximately 

A ̶bo̶o̶t̶l̶e̶g̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶a̶ ̶S̶p̶a̶n̶i̶s̶h̶ ̶s̶p̶e̶a̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶a̶n̶i̶m̶a̶t̶o̶r̶ ̶n̶a̶m̶e̶d̶ ̶̶b̶y̶A̶s̶h̶

A guy who does anime paint videos on YouTube and owns the steinsdust reference server
Ummmmmm...

Ex:

Andree Approximately (*insert unfuni these penut joke*)
Andree Approximately by 米饭人 February 7, 2022

Approximative 

Approximative refers to something that is not precisely accurate or exact but is close enough for practical purposes. It involves an estimation or an approach that provides a general idea or understanding without claiming absolute precision. In various contexts, an approximative measure or description conveys a sense of proximity or closeness to the actual value, allowing for a practical or workable representation without claiming complete precision or specificity.
Due to the approximative nature of health economics...

Bob, known for his approximative culinary skills, proudly declared, "I followed the recipe approximately, and voila – my dish is not just food; it's a gastronomic adventure in the general vicinity of deliciousness!"

As Sarah tried assembling the newly purchased furniture, she exclaimed, "I'm not sure if these are the exact right screws, but hey, it's an approximative construction! If it wobbles, it's just doing a quirky interpretative dance."
Approximative by heyyyiamjoey December 8, 2023

Andree Approximately 

A Filipino YouTube animator that makes anime intro parodies and shitpost and such relating to anime
Ay seen that Andree Approximately paint video?
Andree Approximately by 米饭人 February 11, 2022

February the 14th National slap ur short friend round round the head approximately 5 times 

Slap ur short friend round the head 5 times on Feb 14th -GL hehehehe
February the 14th National slap ur short friend round round the head approximately 5 times
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scruples; to have manners;

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Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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