apostrophisize

(v.) It means to add an apostrophe, to add a direct addressing of an imaginary being
"In this term paper, you need to apostrophisize something, as I said is one of the requirements."
by THwildy July 31, 2006
mugGet the apostrophisizemug.

apostrophise

the process of adding apostrophe's to words to shorten and combine them in order to fit in a text/tweet.

like so: th'whatever

normally: the whatever

the apostrophe reduces the character count by one.
i had to apostrophise th'tweet, it was faaar too long!
by silentasaQ January 26, 2010
mugGet the apostrophisemug.