apolopoof 

When you apologize for something that isn't actually something to apologize for.

"You just apolopoofed"

apolopoof by h3mmodnar March 15, 2019

apolophobia

noun
An extreme, abnormal, or irrational fear of or aversion to apologizing.

Although he obviously hurt her feelings, he suffers from apolophobia, and offered no apology.

apolophobia by Wilbert Conchita March 28, 2020

apologoose 

When you want to say apologize but you are retarded.

"I wanted to apologoose for stealing your crayons and eating them..."
"Its okay, I know you have mental problems."

apologoose by Kestop June 15, 2024

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016