aosha
Aosha is the kinda bitch you want on your team. He knows how to string up food so that bears don’t attack. He cuddles like a gay cat and shops for food like a homeless man with no money. He always knows how to cheer you up with a special ham from his special ham freezer. His spirit animal is a whale because he ate his third twin in the womb. Ladies from California should text him for he is a handsome snail who should meet your granddaughters. Never take him to prom. This turns him dark like angel from Buffy after he has sex. Do not let him see a raw tomato. He will stab you in the foot. He is the best hobbit. Love him. There is only the one.
Aosha doesn’t like it when you call him mother.
That dude climbed a tree out of fear. What an aosha.
That aosha stole my whiskey. I must be the prick in this situation.
That dude climbed a tree out of fear. What an aosha.
That aosha stole my whiskey. I must be the prick in this situation.
aosha by Iamthebestmountaingoat November 17, 2018
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