A condition whereupon love, excitation, desire, longing, etc. causes the increased likelihood of typos within a typed communication with an object of affection, despite the subject's regularly high aptitude in spelling and grammar.
"I loe you hobneb!"
"god i eant u so badly"
"its erydifficulty to type with obe hand"
"Despite my PhD in English, the moment I step into an IM conversation with my lover, I'm completely overcome with a case of severe amotypolexia."
Noun: Any seemingly innocent item purchased at most supermarkets often incorporated into acts of beastiality, most commonly with cows.
George's mom thought he was just buying a dozen cucumbers, when really he was investing in aooters in preparation for the evenings antics in the cow pasture.
Album Of The Year So Far. Used to describe that album you just heard that's pure genius and you totally love, right up until you see that everyone else also loves it, at which point it becomes terrible and derivative and anyone who likes it is a sheep drone of the corporate mass media.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.