anyoen

A synonym of "anyone."

I will give my pet Komodo dragon to anyoen interested.

anyoen by Cory M. April 26, 2005

anyoen

That word that means anybody and was typed 100% correctly

Person 1: Didn't anyoen notice how Tom didn't answer us?
Person 2: Yeah, what a bitchboy.

anyoen by someoneambiguous July 30, 2019

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? 

A reply to a thread on 4chan's /v/ board about the Wii game The Conduit. Due to it's complete and utter lack of coherence, and therefore high comedic potential, /v/irgins jumped on it and began to spread it across the rest of 4chan and Youtube. Extensive research has ended with this meaning (from knowyourmeme.com):

Original:

“Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Rephrased:

“Has anyone really decided as to even go that far in wanting to do to look more like so?”

Deciphered:

“Has any video game company really taken such measure to make a game so realistic?"

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? by lawngiant July 13, 2009

if anyone ever finds this i will be so surprised 

Wow, you found it. That means I must be surprised right. Wait a minute does this mean I have to be surprised right when you find it. SHIT!
(Phrase)
I Feeling of surprise as someone finds something. It's pretty self explanatory.

As I bury the body I say to my companion, If anyone ever finds this I will be so surprised.

if anyone ever finds this i will be so surprised by flieww February 11, 2018

anyone's guess 

To be of a questionable nature; something uncertain.

1) Exactly how someone as disorganized and ill-tempered as Joe got the job is anyone's guess.

anyone's guess by VAKI5 May 10, 2005

Kick anyone shorter than you day 

Kick anyone shorter than you day december 1st

Kick anyone shorter than you day december 1st

Kick anyone shorter than you day by Hey Hi Hey November 6, 2019

Anyone know the name of that song? 

Something that Youtube users constantly ask in the comment box for videos.

A: This is badass man. Anyone know the name of that song? It starts at 0:47.

B: Shit, I don't know. Why does everyone always ask that?

Anyone know the name of that song? by Dancing with Fire July 13, 2011