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Australapedophobia 

Australapdeophobia is the intense fear of Australian children. As opposed to australpedophilia, which is an intense love of Australian children, often to a problematic extent. When a person with australapedophobia sees an Australian child, they are typically overcome with the desire to kick it into a different galaxy. Not to be confused with australpediophobia, which is the fear of Australian dolls.

It's okay, Australia isn't real and Australian children can't hurt you.

If you are an Australian child reading this right now, shame on you. Why are you so scary
Joshwell: Wow, I'm a father now!
Maxwell: Yeah, but your children might become Australian.
Joshwell: Oh yeah. Time to get some new children.

Maxwell: It's okay. Fatherhood is a waste of time.

Joshwell: I wonder if there's a support group for people like me.
Maxwell: People like you?
Joshwell: People with australapedophobia.

austrailan 

a bloke with a beer and a barbie
austrailan by Anonymous November 8, 2003

Australasian 

A person with an Asian background born in Australia
Hey you got an Aussie accent, where did you come from?

Im from Australia, born and bred. I'm Australasian mate.
Australasian by Deeragunz March 29, 2015

austrilan high five 

when tag teaming a girl and you and another mans balls slap
me and ted where tag teaming veronica i was giving him a austrilan high five the whole time
austrilan high five by badmoond September 13, 2011

icy austraila 

where you put icy hot cream on a womans pussy
i gave that bitch a icy austraila she said it hurt so good
icy austraila by king slug April 26, 2009

Austrialian Gordan 

An Austrialian Gordan is the act of inserting one thumb into vagina of a girl, inserting the remaining thumb into her rectum and shouting "good'ay mate"
I gave that slag an Austrialian Gordan last night