Australapdeophobia is the intense fear of Australian children. As opposed to australpedophilia, which is an intense love of Australian children, often to a problematic extent. When a person with australapedophobia sees an Australian child, they are typically overcome with the desire to kick it into a different galaxy. Not to be confused with australpediophobia, which is the fear of Australian dolls.

It's okay, Australia isn't real and Australian children can't hurt you.

If you are an Australian child reading this right now, shame on you. Why are you so scary

Joshwell: Wow, I'm a father now!
Maxwell: Yeah, but your children might become Australian.
Joshwell: Oh yeah. Time to get some new children.

Maxwell: It's okay. Fatherhood is a waste of time.

Joshwell: I wonder if there's a support group for people like me.
Maxwell: People like you?
Joshwell: People with australapedophobia.

Australapedophobia by Milkthewhalesnow November 29, 2022

austrailan

a bloke with a beer and a barbie

austrailan by Anonymous November 8, 2003

Australasian

A person with an Asian background born in Australia

Hey you got an Aussie accent, where did you come from?

Im from Australia, born and bred. I'm Australasian mate.

Australasian by Deeragunz March 29, 2015

austrilan high five

when tag teaming a girl and you and another mans balls slap

me and ted where tag teaming veronica i was giving him a austrilan high five the whole time

austrilan high five by badmoond September 13, 2011

icy austraila

where you put icy hot cream on a womans pussy

i gave that bitch a icy austraila she said it hurt so good

icy austraila by king slug April 26, 2009

Austrialian Gordan

An Austrialian Gordan is the act of inserting one thumb into vagina of a girl, inserting the remaining thumb into her rectum and shouting "good'ay mate"

I gave that slag an Austrialian Gordan last night

Austrialian Gordan by The Hottest of Karls February 18, 2011

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026