Australapedophobia
Australapdeophobia is the intense fear of Australian children. As opposed to australpedophilia, which is an intense love of Australian children, often to a problematic extent. When a person with australapedophobia sees an Australian child, they are typically overcome with the desire to kick it into a different galaxy. Not to be confused with australpediophobia, which is the fear of Australian dolls.
It's okay, Australia isn't real and Australian children can't hurt you.
If you are an Australian child reading this right now, shame on you. Why are you so scary
It's okay, Australia isn't real and Australian children can't hurt you.
If you are an Australian child reading this right now, shame on you. Why are you so scary
Joshwell: Wow, I'm a father now!
Maxwell: Yeah, but your children might become Australian.
Joshwell: Oh yeah. Time to get some new children.
Maxwell: It's okay. Fatherhood is a waste of time.
Joshwell: I wonder if there's a support group for people like me.
Maxwell: People like you?
Joshwell: People with australapedophobia.
Maxwell: Yeah, but your children might become Australian.
Joshwell: Oh yeah. Time to get some new children.
Maxwell: It's okay. Fatherhood is a waste of time.
Joshwell: I wonder if there's a support group for people like me.
Maxwell: People like you?
Joshwell: People with australapedophobia.
Australapedophobia by Milkthewhalesnow November 29, 2022