Anus Bleeds 

Anus Bleeds occur when you shit so hard, that your butt hole begins to bleed. It can also occur from huge stunning record breaking shits. Diarrhea that just burns and rips you up from squirting out way to fast. Or from wiping to hard or to much, to be clean.

That Taco Bell gave me horrible anus bleeds for three night.

Anus Bleeds by KingFett September 25, 2014

AnUs BlEeD 

A steady stream of blood that pools in your anus until it eventually gets too large for your anal cavity to hold and it explodes causing the blood that was in your anus to go all over the place.

I lOvE tO dRiNk ThE bLoOd FrOm My AnUs BlEeD!

AnUs BlEeD by TEES DADDY! January 5, 2018

Bleeding Anus 

When your anal cavity has sprung a leak and blood seefs out of it.

My anus wont stop bleeding!

Bleeding Anus by jake June 10, 2004

bleeding anus cloud 

1 MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!; 2 the most random cartoon short ever made ; 3 A Film by Don Hertzfeldt

While in the bathroom, Paul noticed that his anus was bleeding , like the bleeding anus cloud, due to his extreme constipation.

bleeding anus cloud by tigmastaflex November 11, 2008

My anus is bleeding 

A menstrual-like bleeding from the anus, whilst the anus-bleeder is ecstatic about it. Any gender can have their anus bleed.

Person 1- Dude...your anus is bleeding.
Person 2- I know...yay! My anus is bleeding!!!

My anus is bleeding by Carliann October 12, 2007

Bleeding Anus 

My friend Derek.He realized he bleeds out his anus every time he does e. He had been doing it for half a year.

Derek... Is an idiot.

Bleeding Anus by Insurmountable Jackass January 6, 2005

slip and bleed from the anus

the fun childhood game of Slip and Slide where you put a piece of yellow plastic on the front lawn, covered it with water, run and slide accross it. However, Slip and Bleed From the Anus is the same game, but dad forgot to check for rocks beofre he set it down.

"...this game would have been much more fun if dad had remembered to check for rocks before he set it down. Slip and Bleed From the Anus they should have called this game!"

slip and bleed from the anus by Taners April 22, 2006