My anus is bleeding

A menstrual-like bleeding from the anus, whilst the anus-bleeder is ecstatic about it. Any gender can have their anus bleed.
Person 1- Dude...your anus is bleeding.
Person 2- I know...yay! My anus is bleeding!!!
by Carliann October 12, 2007
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Smile, you got herpes!

A perfect way of indirectly asking a mate for a divorce.
Person 1- Smile, you got Herpes!

Person 2- Sweet Jesus...!!!
by Carliann October 11, 2007
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Llama Licker

A horny bastard that enjoys licking llamas sexually.
...You're such a frickin' llama licker.
by Carliann October 12, 2007
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Penis Wrinkle

Your penis wrinkle(s) turn me onnnnn..... :
by Carliann October 11, 2007
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Chiggadumper

One who loves to take Chiggadumps in their spare time. See also Chiggadump.
Jessica is such a Chiggadumper.
by Carliann October 12, 2007
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Ass weasel

A term used to describe a little overly happy weasel inserting him/herself up one's anus.
Cindy is such an ass weasel when it comes to Brad Pitt.
by Carliann October 11, 2007
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Chiggadump

A huge-ass frickin dump that splashes in your toilet like dropping a bomb in the sea.
Jessica took a chiggadump in my bathroom so bad that it stunk up the whole house! I thought she shit on the floor!
by Carliann June 09, 2007
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