Anus Bleeds occur when you shit so hard, that your butt hole begins to bleed. It can also occur from huge stunning record breaking shits. Diarrhea that just burns and rips you up from squirting out way to fast. Or from wiping to hard or to much, to be clean.
That Taco Bell gave me horrible anus bleeds for three night.
by KingFett September 26, 2014
A menstrual-like bleeding from the anus, whilst the anus-bleeder is ecstatic about it. Any gender can have their anus bleed.
Person 1- Dude...your anus is bleeding.
Person 2- I know...yay! My anus is bleeding!!!
by Carliann May 27, 2007
My friend Derek.He realized he bleeds out his anus every time he does e. He had been doing it for half a year.
by Insurmountable Jackass January 7, 2005
1 MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!; 2 the most random cartoon short ever made ; 3 A Film by Don Hertzfeldt
While in the bathroom, Paul noticed that his anus was bleeding , like the bleeding anus cloud, due to his extreme constipation.
by tigmastaflex November 14, 2006
A steady stream of blood that pools in your anus until it eventually gets too large for your anal cavity to hold and it explodes causing the blood that was in your anus to go all over the place.
I lOvE tO dRiNk ThE bLoOd FrOm My AnUs BlEeD!
by TEES DADDY! January 5, 2018