anudit

The GOAT

If u possess every positive quality, you are talented, you are Anudit

by anonymous November 20, 2023

Math Teacher Audit

A Math teacher who has been audited on their taxes.

Latest news Math Teacher Audit for fraud on taxes.

by Young Rebel00 August 25, 2022

Auditorium fart

A fart so big, so long, so great of volume, that it could fill an entire auditorium

Wow, I feel like I’ve deflated and dropped a dress size after that auditorium fart

Nice, mums cooked spag bol, I’ll be having auditorium farts tonight

by PuffyWanderer June 13, 2019

Thot Audit

Reporting a thot to the IRS for tax evasion

Guy 1: This thot wanted me to buy her premium snapchat.
Guy 2: Give that bitch the ol' Thot Audit

by Thot Officer #117 November 25, 2018

Anditre

A name used to describe a motherfucker who looks like a sloth. Can also be used to describe someone who loves to ride other peoples dicks, not because they benefit from it, but just because they like riding dicks.

That Anditre is already riding Brian's dick, it seems like just last week that sloth-looking motherfucker was riding my dick.

by AintNoPicnic October 10, 2011

auditor

A person who works upwards of 80 hours a week , travels constantly, and drinks excessively. Probably works for EY, PWC, Deloitte, or KPMG. Charges clients between $250 and $1100 an hour to perform work that could be done by a team of trained monkey's. Auditors generally have no social life as all their spare time is taken up by work related events. Most external auditors leave their firms within 5 years to take up middle-upper management postitions in order to spend time with the family that they forgot they had. Those who are left behind eventually become partners and sit in their offices all day counting their money, stained with the blood and sweat of 25 year old college grads.

I basically just gave up on life so i could become an auditor earn lots of money and never spend it.

by Arthur Andersson June 30, 2008

Lolus Auditus

The Latin equivalent of "lol" (laugh out loud). Lolus Auditus was a common expression of ancient Romans in the forum. Many of the people who hung around the /b/ (/roman baths/) area of the forum especially enjoyed the use of this phrase.

Septimius: "Tuum mater scortum magnum est."
Gaius: "Infercio meum phallum longum de inguli tui sororis."
Claudius: "LOLUS AUDITUS!"

by Harry Balswinkleniger VI October 20, 2009