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Math Teacher Audit
Math Teacher Audit by Young Rebel00 August 25, 2022
Auditorium fart
Wow, I feel like I’ve deflated and dropped a dress size after that auditorium fart
Nice, mums cooked spag bol, I’ll be having auditorium farts tonight
Nice, mums cooked spag bol, I’ll be having auditorium farts tonight
Auditorium fart by PuffyWanderer June 13, 2019
Thot Audit
Thot Audit by Thot Officer #117 November 25, 2018
Anditre
A name used to describe a motherfucker who looks like a sloth. Can also be used to describe someone who loves to ride other peoples dicks, not because they benefit from it, but just because they like riding dicks.
That Anditre is already riding Brian's dick, it seems like just last week that sloth-looking motherfucker was riding my dick.
Anditre by AintNoPicnic October 10, 2011
auditor
A person who works upwards of 80 hours a week , travels constantly, and drinks excessively. Probably works for EY, PWC, Deloitte, or KPMG. Charges clients between $250 and $1100 an hour to perform work that could be done by a team of trained monkey's. Auditors generally have no social life as all their spare time is taken up by work related events. Most external auditors leave their firms within 5 years to take up middle-upper management postitions in order to spend time with the family that they forgot they had. Those who are left behind eventually become partners and sit in their offices all day counting their money, stained with the blood and sweat of 25 year old college grads.
I basically just gave up on life so i could become an auditor earn lots of money and never spend it.
auditor by Arthur Andersson June 30, 2008
Lolus Auditus
The Latin equivalent of "lol" (laugh out loud). Lolus Auditus was a common expression of ancient Romans in the forum. Many of the people who hung around the /b/ (/roman baths/) area of the forum especially enjoyed the use of this phrase.
Septimius: "Tuum mater scortum magnum est."
Gaius: "Infercio meum phallum longum de inguli tui sororis."
Claudius: "LOLUS AUDITUS!"
Gaius: "Infercio meum phallum longum de inguli tui sororis."
Claudius: "LOLUS AUDITUS!"
Lolus Auditus by Harry Balswinkleniger VI October 20, 2009
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