anti bear

Like a bear but inside-out.

Bears look soft and cuddly on the outside, but really they just want to rip your face off and eat your spleen,
An anti bear is someone who looks mean on the outside, but is really very cudly and not spleen-eating at all.
Oh, he looked so tough, but really he's just an anti bear.
by skyremote April 16, 2011
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Anti-Bear Pills

Another name for birth control pills. Must be taken by females before camping, because the bears are attacted to the menstration.
Three hikers were mauled today as their female companion did not take her Anti-Bear Pills... Those poor men.
by McBeezy58 September 07, 2009
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Anti bear coalition

An secret organization created to destroy bears
Joe:I just joined the anti bear coalition
Chuck:really
Joe:be careful bears are out to get you
by Abc forever June 26, 2011
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The Anti-Social Bear

He is a very Anti-Social / emo bear who loves hugs from small children because he is a pm and child molester. He has no friends because he is Anti-Social. This definition may seem stupid and fake but it is the truest thing that is on the internet. He is not a joke.
by theantisocialaccountant October 16, 2017
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