anti bear 

Like a bear but inside-out.

Bears look soft and cuddly on the outside, but really they just want to rip your face off and eat your spleen,
An anti bear is someone who looks mean on the outside, but is really very cudly and not spleen-eating at all.

Oh, he looked so tough, but really he's just an anti bear.

anti bear by skyremote November 14, 2011

Anti-Bear Pills

Another name for birth control pills. Must be taken by females before camping, because the bears are attacted to the menstration.

Three hikers were mauled today as their female companion did not take her Anti-Bear Pills... Those poor men.

Anti-Bear Pills by McBeezy58 September 6, 2009

Anti bear coalition 

An secret organization created to destroy bears

Joe:I just joined the anti bear coalition
Chuck:really
Joe:be careful bears are out to get you

Anti bear coalition by Abc forever June 29, 2011

The Anti-Social Bear 

He is a very Anti-Social / emo bear who loves hugs from small children because he is a pm and child molester. He has no friends because he is Anti-Social. This definition may seem stupid and fake but it is the truest thing that is on the internet. He is not a joke.

He is Anti-Social just like the Anti-Social Bear.

The Anti-Social Bear by theantisocialaccountant October 15, 2017

Anti-Beard

When have beard, then get a tan. Then shave u'r beard leaving a patch of skin that is untanned.

Ed- I just came back from Ibiza and i got really bad anti-beard.

Anti-Beard by That Dude99 November 8, 2009

antibeardest 

the act of calling someone a gorilla for having facial hair/ discrimination against beards/moustache.

“ they started interrogating me for having facial hair, CALLED ME A GORRILA“
how antibeardest of them😡

antibeardest by succk urr muum April 27, 2020