Bob: i have some heartburn mom.
Mom: oh let me give you some tums antacid.
Bob: do you want me to throw up asshole
Mom: thats it im gonna shove those tums up your rectum
Bob: noooooooooo

Tums antacid by Brownsock69 January 19, 2020

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Antacid • Antacidant • Antacidwolf • Tums antacid • anticidread • auntacid

Antacidwolf

Antacidwolf also known as Anthony Tacid Wolfson the third is a former Roblox The Wild West player who was known for being really shit and sweaty, antacidwolf is also known for being a non sigma retard who does now know how to spell.

Anthony Tacid Wolfson the third (aka antacidwolf) is such a retard.

Antacidwolf by UrbanDictionaryUser24 January 22, 2023

anticidread

The fear that something you're really looking forward to will be a huge disappointment. A mixture of high hopes and pessimism from past experience. Applicable to events, the next book or movie in a series, and particularly to movie adaptations. Especially prevalent if people involved have a poor track record.

Anticidread turns to anticipointment if the worst does indeed come to pass.

I had a lot of anticidread about the office Christmas party after last year, but the boss wasn't there this time, and it was great.

I'm really anticidreading the Suicide Squid movie. Mickey Rooney is perfect casting to play him, but I've heard they threw out most of the comic book continuity, and changed the origin. Also, it's the same director as Barbie vs. Predator, so I don't know if he can pull it off.

anticidread by evadgib February 6, 2012

Antacidant

Anti acid supressor for the gastro-intestinal tract or aa slurred version of an accident. Made by Courtney when speaking to Will.

"It was antacidant!"

Yo, you got an antacidant? I didn't realise I made a catfood sandwich.. thought it was tuna.

Antacidant by lugo-is-my-bitch May 26, 2010

auntacid

Refers to da anti-ulcer medication dat you take because either your parent's sister is aggravating you, or if you yourself are said female relative, said digestion-calming pills are needed for soothing your OWN stomach due to your sibling's little ones' being annoying and/or clingy in THEIR hyper-nerved interactions wif YOU! :P

Though neither of them meant to, both Tom Sawyer and Aunt Polly often got on each other's nerves so much dat perhaps they BOTH should have been on "auntacids".

auntacid by QuacksO January 7, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026