"You better watch it, I am going to shove this stick up your ass."
Bert replied, " Hey now, you want to threaten me with an anal stickling you had better be prepared to carry it out, hehehehe."
The act of prying open a womans anus with ones fingers to allow for a larger opening to insert an erect penis. Once the penis is inserted the fingers are slowly withdrawn in a similar manner to a regular shoehorn to allow for intercourse to begin
a letter of marque is granted by the government and basically allows people to be pirates. a letter of anal marque is granted by ones pastor and allows them to bang men.
Criminal 1 : Man, when we're done with this heist, I think I'm going to fly to.....
Criminal 2 : Oh shit! The Anal Avenger!
Anal Avenger : Don't worry guys, I got you're two tickets to Bang-Cock right here!