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angry dad 

What Bart's comic on Homer was called, in the Simpsons.
Watch the simpsons, and you'll see.
angry dad by Fury1671 July 12, 2004

angry dad 

Man on Radio: Don't you hate carpet stores that charge extra for the underpatting?

Angry Dad: I HATE THEM SO MUCH!
angry dad by Matthew December 23, 2003

angry dad 

Someone that threatens to pull over the car, your friend that has coal up his ass, someone who attempts to stop the pancreas wars.
Stop being an angry dad chris
angry dad by Grim-Ace February 15, 2003

Angry Dad 

A Angry Dad is a shooter, a style of cocktail, or mixed alcoholic beverage, intended to be consumed in one shot.

Ingredients: 1/2 shot cafe tequila, 1/2 shot Stone's Ginger Wine
They were some delicious Angry Dads you whipped up last night Geoff!
Angry Dad by Frano collins March 14, 2019

angry german dad 

1. to smash a computer with a slege hammer.
2. angry german kid's dad
1. dude 1: (bashing the computer) dude 2: O MY GOD DONT BE AN ANGRY GERMAN DAD
2. LEEEEEOOOOOPPPPPOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
agk: WHAT I AM TRYING TO SLEEEP GODDD.
angry german dad by harold slikk September 16, 2014

angry daddy 

When your daughter won't suck your cock and lick your balls you're an angry daddy and must punish her .
Sis would not suck my cock and I'm an angry daddy.
angry daddy by Puck555 August 31, 2016
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