angroid 

A person who is irrationally opposed to owning, operating, or even looking at content displayed on a handheld device; based entirely on the operating system in use by said device.

Such a person may go out-of-their-way to show everyone around that they don't know how to do ordinary things on said device, such as opening an app or scrolling content; believing that doing so affords them some form of cred.

"Hey Dave, -how are your home renovations going?"
"Awesome! Here, I've been taking pics as I go."
"How the hell do I scroll photos? I can't make sense of this damn thing."
"Exactly the same way as you're used to, Carl. You're such an angroid."

angroid by keepCalmAndGetOuttaHere February 15, 2023

angroid 

noun
An angroid is a violently menancing or destructive member of the negroid race.

"Dem angroids be fucking-up CHAZ!"

angroid by the vulgar philosopher June 18, 2020

Androidification 

The evolutionary bio-technological procedures of Genetic Engineering and Artificial Intelligence/Robotics that take place on the contemporary Anthropotype of Homo Universalis, transforming it to Homo Superius.

After Homo Sapiens, Catholicus and Universalis, Homo Superius is the first Anthropotype that will evolve and dominate not by Natural Selection, but Androidification

Androidification by bilwander October 17, 2018

clean my android 

This describes a request for oral sex.

Ben Dover told Wonda Wonderpig to clean my android!

clean my android by I, Wreckerrr December 12, 2016

the android sent by cyberlife 

My name is Connor, I'm the Android sent by Cyberlife.

Only DBH fans will understand

!Background Info!
realistic fiction game based on ideas of slavery with ICONIC main characters "Kara","Connor", and "Markus" along with important secondary characters:"Alice","Luther","Hank",the Jericrew and fan made ships. Check it out! You just might like it~

"My name is Connor, I'm the Android sent by Cyberlife."

the android sent by cyberlife by plrn May 16, 2019

Marvin The Paranoid Android 

A cynical robot who doesn't think the best of most people. One of the main characters in "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

"Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to open a door" - Marvin The Paranoid Android

Marvin The Paranoid Android by Mr Beeblebrox February 10, 2012

Android 18 

From the dragonball universe, Android 18 is a human remodeled as an android by Dr. Gero. She becomes a good guy after Gohan defeats Cell. Android 17's twin sister, one of the androids created for making Cell perfect. She is slightly less powerful than 17. She becomes Krillin's wife, and has a kid with him named Marin, much to Goku's surprise. She uses computer speak every now and again, demonstrated in her amazement to how Vegeta became so much stronger in such a short time, after training in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber, saying "It just doesn't compute 16, there's just no way".

Android 18: Whoever owns these clothes should have their optic sensors adjusted. They are obviously malfunctioning.

Said when looking at Chi-Chi's outfits.

Android 18 by kyle.biddle January 14, 2011