angle dangled 

When you meet a girl for a date and she’s way better looking on all her online photos than she is in real life.

It means she knows her angles, she's dangled her angles and you’ve been ANGLE DANGLED.

- How did your date go, yesterday? You seemed excited.
- The difference between her profile pictures I'd been looking over and how she is in the flesh is really big. It doesn’t seem fair.

- Aha! You’ve been angle dangled, dude.

angle dangled by Stivchik June 21, 2019

angle fer dangle 

When a male is positioned in such a way that his genitals are viewable through either one or both of his pant legs. this phenomenon usually occurs in the even that the aforementioned male has donned shorts, however there have been other cases.

-In this example, john is positioned across from steve who is in repose on his bed.

John: Bro, I've totally got an angle fer dangle right now
Steve: Well then fuckin smang that jawn

angle fer dangle by fuckinsmangthatjawn November 30, 2011

angle fer dangle 

When a male is positioned in such a way that his genitals are visible through either one or both of his pant legs. This phenomenon usually occurs in the event that the aforementioned male has donned shorts, however there have been other cases.

-In this example, john is positioned across from steve who is in repose on his bed.

John: Bro, I've totally got an angle fer dangle right now

Steve: Well then fuckin smang that jawn

angle fer dangle by the next year kid December 2, 2011

angle of dangle 

Is it a boy or a girl ?....from the result of an ultra sound check during pregnancy....taken from how a man's penis hangs

It's a boy..I like the angle of dangle on the photo.

angle of dangle by murrber October 28, 2013

angle of the dangle 

And ...
... the spunk in your junk, the lust for her bust, the urge for a purge, the yank on the crank, the spasm of the 'gasm, the toughness of your buffness, the pumping of the humping, the flirt of her skirt, the appeal of her heel, the lick on your dick, the sheen of her bean, your lips on her tips, the push of her tush ...

The angle of the dangle is proportional to the beauty of her booty.

angle of the dangle by hebberflebber August 31, 2016

the angle of the dangle 

the angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the meat, provided that the maxis of the axis, and the gravity of the cavity, remain constant.

in algebra, the angle of the dangle (x) is necessary to find y (the heat of the meat) provided tht the maxis of the axis (graphing in y=mx+b) and the gravity of the cavity (solving inequalities) remain constant. if you use this in algebra and you have a dirty mind, i guarantee you will get an a, this helped me pass algebra whe i was in high school!!

the angle of the dangle by 69fuckyou420 May 29, 2011

angle of the dangle 

The angle of a male erection.

The angle of the dangle is proportional to the bootie of the cutie and the heat of the meat.

angle of the dangle by guy343432 August 23, 2006