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Angerbating

Being angry but not being able to express that anger so you furiously masturbate
Jason and Martin got into a fight, Jason was so angry that when he got home he started angerbating
Angerbating by Give_me_them_toes November 6, 2018
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Angerbating

Where a man is annoyed at something and Masterbates in an Angry mood.
Lyndol: Did ya beat the anger monkey our yer penis? What ya call it?
Richard: Angerbating? Yes. I beat that little monkey. Right out..
Angerbating by Mark Jackson. January 18, 2009

angerbating

master bating with so much anger you rupture the penis
anthony was angerbating all night and ended up in the E.R.
angerbating by N1iCk November 19, 2010

Mangerbating 

Angrily masturbating, masturbating while angry

Noun: mangurbation
Last night I was mangerbating
Mangerbating by Mish da bish May 9, 2014

asserbating 

anal masterbating and self stimulation of the A spot which is located several centimeters into the anus.
I was disturbed to walk into the back room and catch him asserbating.
asserbating by trailerparkpenny July 17, 2006

angerbang 

Angerbang is a term defined as the act of having sex with someone you hate just because they're fucking hot. usually penetration is followed by choking, spanking, etc. the end result is her liking you but you still hate the bitch.
you hate some bitch cause she's annoying, but you see her at a party and you're wasted so you pretend to be interested. she takes it hard. simple as that, angerbang
angerbang by Mason the Willis December 27, 2007

Anger Bating

Anger bating is the process of providing a person with something to get angry about.
"Lets get the new guy to call that customer who we disconnected his broadband and tell him that he has overdue accounts"
"Naa, that'd be anger bating.
Anger Bating by annon_coward October 18, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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