When someone, typically named Andrew, ignores the current situation only to ask what just occurred afterwards. This is applicable to missing entire topics in conversations and important events.
Me: "…and that's why I am afraid of SpongeBob"
Andrew: "What? I wasn't listening. What happened?"
Me: "Andrew moment"
This would be when you have that situation where you drop a roll of something on the floor and as it rolls away it un-ravels what ever the contents of the roll was ...leaving you the to complete the arduous task of 're-rolling' except this bit is not like in the advert...
Andrex moment
Examples can include:
Bathroom setting - loo roll X-ray or hospital setting -
When a person stops paying attention to a discussion, conversation, presentation, or similar, then has to ask for information to be repeated. Especially applicable to people named Andrew.
Me: ... so anyway that's how I met your mother.
Andrew: What? What happened? Could you say that again?
Me: Andrew Moment.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'