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AND gate 

AND gat - a logic gate which gives the value one if and only if all the operands are one, and otherwise has a value of zero.
I sexually identify as an AND gate and since AND gate's output is only true when all (2 or more) inputs are true, I am only turned on when there are 2 active inputs, which means that I like threesomes.
AND gate by MrBober June 2, 2021
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Bradley and Ewing-Gate Scandal 

The political and military scandal referred to when in the month of November, 2010, the only copy of Bradley and Ewing nuclear-warhead carrying Polaris III missile submarine disappeared from the (nuclear) seeding room.

Also known as "Ewing-gate", "Klushrio" and "Derklunt".
Person A: "Where the fuck is Bradley and Ewing?"

Person B: "I have no fucking clue. This is Ewing-gate all over again."

Person C: "Shut up, derklunt. I hate discussions about Bradley and Ewing-Gate Scandal."

"I’ll be out the gate by eight / in the spoon by noon / fixed by six / and back in the pen by ten!” 

The heroin junkie merry-go-'round:

Release from prison-back to using dope-re-arrest.

The addict's vicious cycle.
Johnny Threefingers: "Heard you're getting out of this craphole today."
Harry Hophead: "Pfft...well, I'll be back...you know me, man... ""I’ll be out the gate by eight / in the spoon by noon / fixed by six / and back in the pen by ten!”"

In a world without walls and fences, who needs windows and gates? 

An anti-windows slogan indicating the possibilities of open source software.
Linux Guy: "In a world without walls and fences, who needs windows and gates?"
Windows Guy: "**** you!" *slap*

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026