MrBober's definitions

orgy

Mass virus spreading event, similar to Trump rally, but instead of respiratory disease, STDs are being spread.

Person 1: I've been to that orgy, it was pretty fun.
Person 2: Dude, don't even come close to me, I don't want your HIV!

by MrBober August 5, 2021

panphobia

Extreme or irrational fear or dislike of kitchenware.

Tom has panphobia, so he has to eat in the restaurant every day.

by MrBober May 15, 2021

classmate

Totally random person who just happened to be in the same class as you.

"It's Jo..... whatever and he's my classmate."

by MrBober April 19, 2021

AND gate

AND gat - a logic gate which gives the value one if and only if all the operands are one, and otherwise has a value of zero.

I sexually identify as an AND gate and since AND gate's output is only true when all (2 or more) inputs are true, I am only turned on when there are 2 active inputs, which means that I like threesomes.

by MrBober June 2, 2021

gay

Basically a normal person

It's not gay to kiss yo homies goodnight.

No homo.

by MrBober May 15, 2021

guillotine posting

Posting images of guillotines either in reference to information about capitalism/corporate greed/corruption sometimes in combination with "eat the rich" slogan.

Tweet: "Amazon will pay $0 in federal income taxes on $11.2 billion in profit."
Replies: *guillotine posting"

by MrBober August 22, 2023

fun time

sex

I had fun time with my sister

by MrBober May 16, 2021