and a stick 

An age that includes a "1" at the end, like "11", "21", "31", "41", etc. The "stick" is the numeral "1".

Oh, whoop-dee-doo, I'm gonna be 5 and a stick on Saturday!

and a stick by pentozali April 15, 2007

A stick and a half

One and a half million dollars

— How much do you think one of these condos sets you back?
— A stick and a half, at least!
million money dollars half

A stick and a half by LuizLeitao January 5, 2016

a banana spilt and a pogo stick 

in season one the last episode off the season is all ends well with a wishing well the gang is at a wishing well and tigger wants a birthday and so he has to make up for all the birthdays he missed and one of his wishes was a banana spilt and a pogo stick some other wishes where the moon and a root bear and a pb&j i think a submarine and a sea of green so pooh go to get the moon for tigger but then he falls into the well and enters a wish world then tigger piglet and rabbit trie to save him but they find a giant cake for tigger tigger is older than most people reading this and 65+ at least!then they escape by using the last wish and then tigger get a banana spilt!

guy 1:look a tigger with a pig a bear and a rabbit eating a banana spilt while boncing on pogo stick!guy 2:WHAT THE FUCK guy three i want a banana spilt and a pogo stick too!

a banana spilt and a pogo stick by BGUG555APPLEGANG123 January 22, 2025

Speak bigly and carry a soft stick 

Former President Donald Trump's guiding principle in foreign policy, as well as in the bedroom. The opposite of Teddy Roosevelt's "speak softly and carry a big stick".

"Diplomacy? Nah, I want to hurl insults at people on twitter! You know what I always say, speak bigly and carry a soft stick!

Speak bigly and carry a soft stick by FuzzyDunl0p February 1, 2021

Just shove a stick up my ass and call me a candy apple

you use this when you're really irritated

omg just shove a stick up my ass and call me a candy apple

Just shove a stick up my ass and call me a candy apple by Julia malisz June 17, 2026

Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick!

The irreverent, blasphemous, Catholic-blasting exclamatory phrase used when a stupid and funny event occurs.

Lars was so drunk that he left his house in his tidy-whiteys without his pants, went to the corner store, and brought back a six-pack.

You: What an idiot! Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick!

Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick! by Janbaby May 13, 2010

Stick a handle on me and call me a mug

When you have been used multiple times by people

This is the third time you have spoken about me behind my back, you may as well “stick a handle on me and call me a mug “

Stick a handle on me and call me a mug by Alfred Stanley July 15, 2019