Sexy Laotian man, who would kill it as the lead singer of any boy band. (Including Kpop) He is a true fan of the 80’s, has moves in bed better than any porn star and has hair to die for. He has made wearing skinny jeans far more manly than any fashion ever known. He is extremely sexy, smart, funny, sexy, and did I mention sexy?? Everyone wants to be like him!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).