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A person who specializes in anal
Hey I heard Mike was quite the analist
Analist by lotion man October 23, 2015
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Anarcist 

Someone who does not know how to spell anarchist correctly...
Peter: those anarcist punx are mysterio
Emma: indeed spreading their "propaganda by deed"
Anarcist by soy marcos December 7, 2004

analistic 

"Every time my ex talks to me, it's so 'analistic'."
analistic by Poogasm January 24, 2016

Anarcist 

Justin: Anarcists are so gay

Dylan: Look who's talkin'
Anarcist by An Emo Guy July 23, 2007

Aneristic 

From the theological principles of the Church of the Subgenius:

"Aneristic" literally means "without Eris", and is diametrically opposed to the word "Eristic".

Eris is the goddess of strife, discord, contention and chaos. She is often represented specifically as the goddess of the strife of war, who haunted the battlefield and delighted in human bloodshed.

Other meanings include: orderly, organized, systemized, i.e., NOT CHAOTIC, etc. You get the idea.

Mythology: Because of Eris' disagreeable nature she was the only goddess not to be invited to the wedding of Peleus and Thetis. When she turned up anyway, she was refused admittance and, in a rage, threw a golden apple amongst the goddesses inscribed "Kaliste" meaning "To the most beautiful." Three goddesses laid claim it, and in their rivalry brought about the events which led to the Trojan War.

Eris was closely identified with the war-goddess Enyo. Indeed Homer uses the names interchangeably. Her Roman name was Discordia.
The Aneristic Principle is that of Apparent Order; the Eristic Principle is that of Apparent Disorder.
Aneristic by Laughingfox February 17, 2009

Ainaristic 

To have found out the true meaning of life which is happiness/to enjoy every second as if it were currency.
Ainaristics the smartest people on this plant because of the fact sadness/dissapointment do not exsist.