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Anaiste is the most beautifully natural person around. She is full of awesomeness and is one who will always make you laugh. She loves pie and will eat anything a mile away. She is perfectly lazy and will bring a smile to your face no matter the situation. And most likely asian.
Person 1: Who's the hot asian with the pie?
Person 2: I think her names Anaiste
Person 1: Oh....Pie!
Person 2: Hey where'd you go?
Anaiste by katepickles August 24, 2011
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antisterbation

A combination of anticipation and masturbation.
A phrase accidentally coined by Himiko Yumeno in Danganronpa v3, it means to wait in excitement of a forthcoming sexual encoutner. The concept of anticipating a sexual encounter so much, the thought itself becomes almost as pleasurable as the experience itself.
"You guys better get excited and look forward to it with antisterbation!"
"Surely you mean "anticipation"? Or have I misunderstood the nature of this encounter...?"
antisterbation by Xenosplats October 20, 2020
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One of the most quietest, prettiest, and simple girls on the planet. She's a great friend, and knows what's up. I loveeee this kidd. <3
Anaise is a chuipe. :)
Anaise by Cutiemcashhh November 22, 2011

anasteiologisticalismist 

Not defined - a word simply used to confuse the enemy;also to avoid answering a lose-lose question

Best Used when unrelated to current topic
Girlfriend: Do I look fat?

You: Uh... anasteiologisticalismist

Analster 

A holiday in Yaoism on March 25.

March 25 marks the day of when Uke and Seme had fallen in love and had sexual intercourse, and thus sprouted the Big Bang that created the universe. This holiday is known as the Analster.
On Analster, you must draw a picture of any yaoi or shounen ai and put it above your head to show the gods Uke and Seme what you have drawn. It will be accepted whether it's good or bad and you will have good luck for a whole week. When you finish the drawing, you must keep it in your pocket for the whole day for the good luck to appear, this means until 12:01 AM the next morning.
For Analster, I drew yaoi of Ritsuka and Soubi!
Analster by Tails Turrosaki December 22, 2009

Anasteemaphilia 

Being attracted to a person due to a difference in height.
I think i have anasteemaphilia. My girlfriend doesnt even come up to my shoulders and that really turns me on.
Anasteemaphilia by iamthemoon July 29, 2009

Anaester 

She can be a lil slow but she can still take your mans. She can get any guy she wants. With just one look any guy falls on there knees for her. Even tho she fumbles the bag sometimes. Actually she fumbles the bag all the time. She can’t shoot her shot tho cause she misses all the time. SHE CUTEEE THOOO. She a hopeless romantic. She has the greatest personality everrr! She is gorgeous of all time. The most sweetest person ever. They will always be someone you can count on. Her future looks hella bright. And she’s a keeper. So whatever you do don’t lose her cause you’ll never meet someone like her.
Anaester took my man.
Anaester by gosuckatoe June 2, 2020
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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