Definitions by Melodius&Gurpinder

analrondack 

When you think a situation will be comfortable and easy (like sitting in an Adirondack chair) but it turns out to really fuck you in the butt.

May also be a man dressed as a chair with an exposed dick.

Today's work schedule looked ok but it turned out to be a real analrondack

analrondack by Melodius&Gurpinder July 27, 2021