analeptic

Anal sex that's not done right.

Sex with Arod yesterday was very analeptic; I ended up giving him a blowjob.

analeptic by OJX October 21, 2013

analasticity

The condition or property of an anus being elastic; anal flexibility.

The measure of how far one's asshole is capable of stretching.

Porn director: We're looking for a girl with very good analasticity.

Porn starlet: That's me! I can fit 4 cocks in my ass at once!

analasticity by Paultera January 13, 2009

analytical chemistry 

1.) n. The bastard child of statistics and general chemistry
2.) v. It is used to express poor performance in the afforementioned subject.

1.) I am sick of standard deviations and errors, I hate analytical chemistry.

2.) Person 1: How was the exam last night.
Person 2: It was Analytical Chemistry.
Person 1: Ouch... sorry to hear that.

analytical chemistry by Skeez Adams September 19, 2008

Analytics 

The simplest definition of Analytics is "the science of analysis". In reality, the word "Analytics" has not been properly defined by the professional community and may mean different things to different people. A simple and practical definition, however, would be how an entity(i.e., business) arrives at the most optimal or realistic decision from a variety of available options, based on existing data. Business managers may choose to make decisions based on past experiences or rule of thumb, or there might be other qualitative aspects to decision making; but unless there is data involved in the process, it would be considered beyond the purview of analytics. Another definition could be that Analytics is a field of study / profession that has applications in any field (business / social / political / home) where data is available.

Common applications of Analytics include the study of business data using statistical analysis in order to discover and understand historical patterns with an eye to predicting and improving business performance in the future.

Analytics by David Gould March 6, 2008

Anaspeptic 

Unknown, by Black Adder.

Apologetic, excusatory.

"Oh I'm sorry sir, I'm anaspeptic, frasmotic, even conpunctuos to have cased you such pericombobulation."

Anaspeptic by The Black Adder December 12, 2007

analytical chemistry 

A terrifying and disgusting combination of statistics and chemistry that will crush your social/sex life into nothingness. This is assuming, however, that said person had one before this class.

person1: Hey bro! last night was crazy! what did you end up doing?

person2: Oh, not much you know... sat at home and wanked it till the wee hours of the morning!

person1: Woah, why?

person2: Analytical chemistry took it to me bro.

analytical chemistry by freebord4lyf January 21, 2010

analistic 

When you talk out of your ass

"Every time my ex talks to me, it's so 'analistic'."

analistic by Poogasm January 24, 2016