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anal punch 

To have or to have had , your shit pushed in !
She like it in her butt , I really anal punched that bitch
anal punch by Tenpinner October 1, 2017
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Anal Falcon Punch 

To suddenly and forcefully insert your fist into an anus.
Girl- "You're so boring in bed you never do anything adven-"
Boy- "Anal Falcon PUNCH"
Girl- "OHH!"
Anal Falcon Punch by PashaXXX January 15, 2009

five finger anal death punch 

Where you jab your hand up someone else's ass, but then, quickly forming your hand into a fist before it hits the anus. The resulting impact kills the person instantly. Ideal for a KO move.
Inspired by the term "anal death punch" and the band "Five Finger Death Punch" (an amalgamation of each phrase).
*InsertNameHere* gives person B a five finger anal death punch. B drops dead almost immediately.

anal kidney punch 

practicly the same as a donkey punch except in the kidneys
I was anal kidney punch ing her. so we both came together. anal kidney punching equals love!
anal kidney punch by MaGiK84 June 30, 2006

Anal Punched 

To brutally attack and hit some what in the A**
that carney got anal punched by her boyfriend
Anal Punched by Jwynn July 7, 2009

Anal Kidney Punching 

sticking your cock so far up a chicks ass that you poke her kidney and she pisses blood
guy1: what are you doing tonight?

guy2: oh my woman wanted mo to practice my Anal Kidney Punching.

guy1: oh....

guy2: yea she says im really close but no blood yet.

anal butt punching 

It's when someone has the sudden, unstoppable urge to violently punch in a non-sexual way usually leaving the receiver very harmed or at the very least traumatized.
Puerto Ricans usually love the act of destructive anal butt punching.
anal butt punching by Nigaruno March 10, 2017
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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