A carnival worker. Usually an adult male or female missing two or more teeth or possibly missing two or more of their limbs. They are masters of their craft which usually involves pulling a lever to make a ride move or pushing a button to make a ride stop. Most carneys enjoy a tasty marlboro red and the beer of their choice while operating the rides.
by urge311 August 21, 2013
A desperate person who survives through trickery and the eating of human flesh. They have no life or soul and can be found in trailers, carnivals, and on a couch drinking GO2 Cola. Much like thiers zombie bretheren they can only be killed by cutting of thier head or destroying their brain.
by truthspeaker101 June 19, 2009
"she is hot except for her feet, toes are a bit carney"
"he thinks he looks really great tonight except that coat is so carney!!"
"he thinks he looks really great tonight except that coat is so carney!!"
by 1just-ice January 26, 2009
An insulting term for a pikey person, when gypsy is not strong enough, but they do not warrant the full blown Pitsea
by Michael A A February 08, 2008
To perform an action by clever and illegal means that is highly beneficial to the one performing the action.
by John-Norman Smith October 10, 2006
To complain about worthless things. To try to cheat or swindle by sticking one's finger into the anus of another. The methods of complaining only consist of listening to oneself talk, or writing a long ass letter. Carneying is looked down upon by most cultures, and has even been known to get kids expelled.
by Casey Hungsowell April 03, 2007
those people over there are carneys
by carney bitch November 21, 2017