amtjak

Bad spelling of amcik (pussy from Turkish)

You're a fucking amtjak m8

by lmaoking1230123 March 31, 2017

Mooning of Amtrak

The Mooning of Amtrak is annual event in which thousands of participants come to bare their naked butts to the Amtrak train. This takes place in Laguna Niguel, California.

If you want to see hundreds of naked butts, go to the annual Mooning of Amtrak in Laguna Niguel, CA.

by Cranberry Bob January 6, 2020

amtrak dump

When a single trip to the bathroom calls for an "OUT OF ORDER" sign.

Riding home on the train from Chicago, I needed to take a massive shit. Due to an massive unflushable load/amtrak dump, the bathroom on the train was put OUT OF ORDER.

by milwaukee john January 4, 2007

Amtrak Dick

When one's penis is not at full erection and it bends in half when insertion is attempted during a sexual encounter, like a train wreck. Usually the result of nervousness, over intoxication, lack of viagra, or other reasons unknown.

Yo bro, Last night, after drinking 12 pabst blues at your double wide, I amtrak dicked off that chicks labia 4 times before she finally called me out. She all like piece out, don't forget your shoes.

Dude, I had Amtrak Dick so bad last night, there were no survivors.

by kungfumermaid June 10, 2015

Amtrak Moment

The moment when your train of thought derails.

I was about to say something and I don't remember what it was! Total Amtrak moment!

by faerytale April 18, 2011

Amtrak

Amtrak is the sole intercity rail provider in the United States. It has many trains that carry passengers to over 500 different cities and towns across the country. Sadly it is usually very late and can sometimes be inconvenient. Amtrak was founded on May 1st 1971. Their main route is the Northeast Corridor from Boston to Washington D.C. going through New York City and Philadelphia. The Northeast Corridor and the Keystone Corridor from Philadelphia to Harrisburg are the only two electrified routes in all of Amtrak’s system. Here is a list of the locomotives they are used by Amtrak currently and their road numbers:
Siemens ACS-64 (600-670)
GE-{P42DC (1-207, 700-717, 800-843)
Siemens SC-44 (2101–2122, 1400–1401, 1403–1407, 4601–4633)
GE-Dash 8-32BWH (2051-2052)
EMD-F59PH (1810, 1859, 1869, 1871, 1893, 1984)
EMD-F59PHI (1755, 1797, 2001–2015)

Amtrak is loved by many railfans across America.

by amtrakrailfan642 July 2, 2020

Amtrak Police

Police Officer's who protect passenger's and property of the National Railroad Passenger Corporation.

Amtrak Police protect a nation in transit on and about Amtrak trains and property. Nationally in the United States.

by Doc Savage June 11, 2005