Guy 1: Hey! did you know **a m o g u s**
Guy 2: i can't fucking take it
i see a random pic of an object posted and i see it, fucking see it.
oh that's funny
that's how it started
"that's a cool reference"
BUT THEN I'D SEE AN ANIMATED BAG OF CHIPS THAT LOOKS LIKE AMOGUS
I SEE A TRASH CAN AND IT LOOKS LIKE THE AMOGUS GUYS
I SEE A CHAIR AND IT LOOKS LIKE THE AMOGUS GUY
I'M BEING CONDITIONED TO LAUGH MANIACALLY ANYTIME I SEE A RED OBJECT WITH A LOGO ON IT,
I FUCKING CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS, I CAN'T I CAN'T I CAN'T
DON'T GET ME FUCKING STARTED ON THE WORDS,
I WON'T HEAR THE WORD SUSPICIOUS AGAIN WITHOUT THINKING OF AMOGUS
I COULD WATCH A MAN KILL EVERYONE I LOVE AND I'D SAY "RED SUS" AND LAUGH LIKE A FUCKING INSANE PERSON
THE WORD AMONG US IS RUINED
THE PHRASE AMONG US IS RUINED
I CAN'T LIVE ANYMORE, AMOGUS HAS DESTROYED MY FUCKING LIFE, I WANT TO EJECT MY SELF FROM THIS PLANE OF EXISTENCE, MAKE IT STOP
Guy 2: i can't fucking take it
i see a random pic of an object posted and i see it, fucking see it.
oh that's funny
that's how it started
"that's a cool reference"
BUT THEN I'D SEE AN ANIMATED BAG OF CHIPS THAT LOOKS LIKE AMOGUS
I SEE A TRASH CAN AND IT LOOKS LIKE THE AMOGUS GUYS
I SEE A CHAIR AND IT LOOKS LIKE THE AMOGUS GUY
I'M BEING CONDITIONED TO LAUGH MANIACALLY ANYTIME I SEE A RED OBJECT WITH A LOGO ON IT,
I FUCKING CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS, I CAN'T I CAN'T I CAN'T
DON'T GET ME FUCKING STARTED ON THE WORDS,
I WON'T HEAR THE WORD SUSPICIOUS AGAIN WITHOUT THINKING OF AMOGUS
I COULD WATCH A MAN KILL EVERYONE I LOVE AND I'D SAY "RED SUS" AND LAUGH LIKE A FUCKING INSANE PERSON
THE WORD AMONG US IS RUINED
THE PHRASE AMONG US IS RUINED
I CAN'T LIVE ANYMORE, AMOGUS HAS DESTROYED MY FUCKING LIFE, I WANT TO EJECT MY SELF FROM THIS PLANE OF EXISTENCE, MAKE IT STOP
by spider holland February 28, 2021
Get the amogus mug.A mental illness where a human being has been exposed to the game "Among Us" and the game's memes for so long that they are sent into a spiral of insanity. The symptoms of Amogus consist of associating common objects with an Among Us crewmate and everyday usage of the words "sus" and "impostor".
Human suffering from Amogus: *spots an object with a grey oval in the middle of it*
The same human: Oh, look at that trash can, it looks a bit SUS yeah guys vote him off he VENTED he's an IMPOSTOR!
The same human: Oh, look at that trash can, it looks a bit SUS yeah guys vote him off he VENTED he's an IMPOSTOR!
by ill0gical March 23, 2021
Get the Amogus mug.Someone who finds amogus in anything, such as fire extinguishers, cats, horses, and everyday objects.
Today i found Amogus in a trash can.
Help me, i keep finding amogus in everything!
I am diagnosed with the amogus syndrome, help me!
Help me, i keep finding amogus in everything!
I am diagnosed with the amogus syndrome, help me!
by Sayajooj February 21, 2021
Get the Amogus Syndrome mug.Amogus Disorder is a semi-disorder with 7 stages. The disorder revolves around the indie social deduction game among us. The stages are listed below.
Stage 1:
The user is interested in the indie social deduction game Among Us. This is the first step to the inescapeapble disorder.
Stage 2:
The user sees some content and memes of Among Us and laughs at them and enjoys them.
Stage 3:
The user grows tired of Among Us, thinking it's littered with kids and unfunny memes. This stage can also be the stage people stop at, mostly users over the age of 21.
Stage 4:
The user stumbles upon the meme "Amogus". This is the step that really dooms the user and there is no turning back after this step. At first users may think it's unfunny but.....
Stage 5:
If the user thought the meme "Amogus" was unfunny beforehand, they start thinking it's funny, and they think the meme is a good example of how Among Us is littered with small children and incredibly overused, so they laugh at it.
Stage 6:
The user starts unironically using the phrase "Amogus". This stage may vary from spamming the phrase online and saying the phrase in real life and laughing at it. This stage is when the phrase "Amogus" starts corrupting their thinking.
Stage 7:
The user starts seeing the familiarity of real life objects and crewmates from Among Us. The user may spam: "GET OUT OF MY HEAD" during this stage. This is the last stage, and users suffering from this stage are quite common.
Stage 1:
The user is interested in the indie social deduction game Among Us. This is the first step to the inescapeapble disorder.
Stage 2:
The user sees some content and memes of Among Us and laughs at them and enjoys them.
Stage 3:
The user grows tired of Among Us, thinking it's littered with kids and unfunny memes. This stage can also be the stage people stop at, mostly users over the age of 21.
Stage 4:
The user stumbles upon the meme "Amogus". This is the step that really dooms the user and there is no turning back after this step. At first users may think it's unfunny but.....
Stage 5:
If the user thought the meme "Amogus" was unfunny beforehand, they start thinking it's funny, and they think the meme is a good example of how Among Us is littered with small children and incredibly overused, so they laugh at it.
Stage 6:
The user starts unironically using the phrase "Amogus". This stage may vary from spamming the phrase online and saying the phrase in real life and laughing at it. This stage is when the phrase "Amogus" starts corrupting their thinking.
Stage 7:
The user starts seeing the familiarity of real life objects and crewmates from Among Us. The user may spam: "GET OUT OF MY HEAD" during this stage. This is the last stage, and users suffering from this stage are quite common.
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by barbaricwarlord February 28, 2021
Get the amogus mug.Sussus Amogus was born in 371 A.D. in Rome. After his father died at 375 A.D. He became the first child emperor of Europe but since he was a child it meant a lot of opportunities for the people who want power for themselves so on the night of May 15th 392 A.D. very corrupt people have gone to his palace and tricked him into eating poisoned food. This did not please the power-hungry people so they stabbed him multiple times to the point that he will no longer be brought back to life
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