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ammature 

Strangely common misspelling of amateur.
<nimda> Wow, that round of Counter Strike was a huge fail for you, gnuwtey...
<gnuwtey> But you can't blame me, I'm only an ammature.
<nimda> It's amateur, dimwit.
<gnuwtey> In other words, a noob.
<nimda> Well, at least you got that one right.
ammature by Mr. Briggs May 16, 2010
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ammature 

An arrogant "old fart" who claims/thinks dat he/she is knowledgeable/practiced regarding a certain subject, but is actually just an inexperienced beginner.
Tronald Dump purports to be really good at politics and economics, but said arrogant/clueless "Daddy's Boy" is merely an ammature --- long on years, but short on familiarity.
ammature by QuacksO July 6, 2024

armature 

A word used when one cannot spell "amateur".
Eg. Denver: Those guys are armatures, they can't jack off, blow niggas and give midgets handjobs simultaneously like I do.
Dallas: Yeah maynne, they is armatures.
armature by GoatVomit January 23, 2014
Common Misspelling of the word amateur
Amature by Grade-A March 5, 2005
a slightly made up word that means to not be fully grown are developed; not mature
look at those wild amature teens
Amature by lovefirst May 23, 2018

amature surgeon 

amature surgeon is the best game ever on adult swim it tells the tail of alen probe in his quest to learn to cut people
er perform surgery with the help of ignious bleed washed up sergon
dude awsome game amature surgeon
amature surgeon by xana55 September 28, 2009
A word used by those of a lesser intelligence to berate those of higher intelligence. Example: "That would be so amature". What it really means is "You're better than I am, I suck at life. Please God, put me out of my misery."
WRSE: "You're so amature."

BOB: "Did you mean immature, or amateur?"

...

..

.
Amature by SirMac July 12, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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