amishland 

When you smoke a 12 g blunt and you get so high your in Amishland

Bro you wanna smoke and go to Amishland?

amishland by Breezy72 October 31, 2017

Ashland Oregon 

A beautiful quaint town on Southern Oregon surrounded by mountains. There is much to do outdoors including hiking, skiing, mountain biking. But other than that in Town the only thing to do is to drink at bars. The city council and the chamber of commerced have been successful at squashing any attempts at creativity because they see it as competition to the main tourist attraction: The Shakespeare Festival. So there is no venue for bands to play unless you are a big well known band, but the town is too small to draw a big enough crowd. The people there are very interesting. New Agers, hippies, burners, artists, stoners, single moms, and crazy people. Everyone has dated everyone else. Nobody has a job but they grow weed. Relationships don't last so people turn to drugs and alcohol. The town is a bubble of beauty and unreality leading some people to think that there is something added to the water supply. There literally is water fountains that have lithium in the water. It is hard to leave and once you have been there, you will always come back.

I miss Ashland Oregon, it is so easy there!

Ashland Oregon by powderheader February 26, 2011

Ashland City 

Breeding ground for the Redneck population of Tennessee. Some consider it the Redneck Captial of the South. Most of her residents prefer their hair short in the front and long in the back, a Tennessee Tophat if you will.

Many a roofer have found their way here in search of gainful employment with moderate success.

Pam: We gon get us a biscuit and a pepsssi down der at Arnge's Market on Bear Waller. They got the best biscuit's in all of Ashland City.

Ashland City by Justin April 19, 2005

Ashland Highschool 

Mostly consists of white kids, a brazillion here n there, and like 5 n a half black kids. everyone u meet there is a stoner, go up to some1 and ask them to blaze n 9/10 times they'll say hellz yes n 7/10 times they'll even match you. there the usual social group as like any other school. lotta jocks, gay preps, skaters, nerds ect. the girls there dress mad slutty but hardly ever put out, you havta drive to framingham if you want to get laid. principal is mr cummings.. seriously never become a fuckin principle if ur last name is cummings, its 2 easy. teachers suck, to the crack head math teachers to the 50 replacment english teachers cuz they always getting knocked up and going on maternity leave. ashland aint that bad tho, i mean we got the skate park..o wait.. well we have the rope swing?...o ya they cut that down...well we have a train station?....god we suck..

where do you go to school?

ashland highschool...

..im sorry

Ashland Highschool by rawwrrrr October 17, 2008

Ashland,WI 

Questionable town with questionable living. Only good thing is Lake Superior.

I hate Ashland,WI everyone be tweakin.

Ashland,WI by danthepovertyman April 1, 2021

merry amishman 

The act of pouring milk into a girl's ass and fucking her until it turns to butter.

I'd love nothing more than to give her ye ole Merry Amishman.

merry amishman by P. Charming March 7, 2020

ashland rope swing 

the only fun thing to do in ashland until some frigin framingham guy fell off it and ruined it for everyone

Fuck Yo' Couch, fuck yo couch.ashland rope swing

ashland rope swing by ryan popsicle November 26, 2007