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amerilard 

1. (n) A morbidly obese citizen of the United States of America.
2. (n) Any citizen of the United States of America.
3. (adj) Something originating from the United States of America.
1. "How is an Amerilard speaking on degeneracy in Germany when their country is literally invaded by degenerates constantly shaking their asses on the street?"
2. "This is it, the Amerilard cuisine to end all Amerilard cuisine. A large slab of meat formed into a loaf of bread, drizzled with Heinz very own TOMATO KETCHUP with added sugar and colourings to form a crust!"
3. "Amerilard education, everyone."
4. "Is circumcision a common practice for Amerilards?"
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Ameritard 

Somebody from the United States who shows signs of being mentally retarded.
I think Joe might be an ameritard.
Ameritard by TheAnonymousTurtle March 19, 2015

americland 

when you do something in a way that is so crazy and weird on that everyone laughs and everybody is like WTF

or basically doing somthing very odd and funny
me: brings a pan ,butter ,tortilla shells, butter knife, cheese, and a camping stove and starts making tortillas in class
the entire class: oh my god he's americland!
americland by Hachimoku February 14, 2020

Ameritard 

Native of the retarded states of america
So you're saying having public postal services is stalinism and that we should just buy gunz instead? Wow that's ameritarded
Ameritard by Bigball6969 November 30, 2020

Ameritard 

anyone from America (they are all retarded)
example 1
guy 1: "hey, what country are you from?"
guy 2: "im from America"
guy 1: "you're an Ameritard"

example 2
"look at all those Ameritards shooting each other"
Ameritard by immamangoman March 27, 2023

ameritard 

An american retard.
An american.

See also ameretard
Hey guess who just started world war 3?

Er... George Bush?

Yep, he is such an ameritard.
ameritard by Dedly November 8, 2006

ameretard 

An american retard.
An american.

See also ameritard
Hey guess who just started world war 3?

Er... George Bush?

Yep, he is such an ameretard.
ameretard by dedly November 8, 2006
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