When a person becomes unable to move, speak properly or concentrate because of the sudden onset of a potentially explosive bowel movement. Often caused by coffee and/or greasy foods.
I was talking to Tom earlier and he seemed ok, but then he tensed up and didn't make another move and his speech pattern became odd and erratic. He just stood there like he had a stick jammed up his butt and I'm pretty sure he was poo-alyzed as sure enough, he disappeared to the bathroom after a couple minutes.
by Plarp2 July 09, 2021
a girl who is too nice and forgiving although she shouldnt be. She has the prettiest eyes that can make you fall in love a million times. Shes different and not alot of guys type, but once they meet her they cant help falling in love with her long lashes, pretty smile and big eyes. Yeah her body is nice and guys will talk but her mind is much more. Shes a sweet soul who will always put you before herself and love you more than herself. She cries at the thought of someone loving her and calling her pretty because guys always want more than whats she has to offer. So if you encounter an Alyze shes rare just like her name and will always be your number one supporter no matter the cause.
by Youtyu November 22, 2023
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