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Canelo Alvaroid 

New preferred nickname for the boxer Saul ’Canelo’ Alvarez, following his two failed doping tests for the banned substance Clenbuterol.

The situation itself has caused quite a problem amongst the sport’s rampantly corrupt elite, since any lifetime ban for such a huge pay-per-view attraction would significantly harm their own financial interests.

Instead, a 6 month suspension (the time he would take between fights anyway) with no further screening has been imposed, thus insuring that his lucrative career may continue uninterrupted and that all future bouts may proceed as planned.
'Did you hear that Canelo Alvarez had failed a drugs test from eating contaminated meat?'

'Don’t you mean Canelo Alvaroid ? That guy was clearly cheating'
Canelo Alvaroid by Slimemon May 28, 2018
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Alvaroing is when you play a game with your friends and you basically ignore simple commands is favor of benefiting only yourself first and then later give small attention to your fellow comrades and then be a bitch about it when someone does it to you.
Bro, you are alvaroing hard today, if you don't stop i'll eat your ass all over the dance floor.
Alvaroing by Luffedownimoy November 2, 2020

allardism 

The belief of wanting to eat human faeces on a daily basis.
person 1: Ewan is really into allardism
person 2: what a donny
allardism by mustifayildz2006 August 8, 2021