New preferred nickname for the boxer Saul ’Canelo’ Alvarez, following his
two failed doping tests for the banned substance Clenbuterol.
The situation itself has caused quite a problem amongst the
sport’s rampantly corrupt elite, since any lifetime
ban for such a huge pay-per-view attraction would significantly
harm their own financial interests.
Instead, a 6 month suspension (the
time he would take between fights anyway) with no further screening has been imposed, thus insuring that his lucrative career may continue uninterrupted and that all future bouts may proceed as planned.
'Did you hear that Canelo Alvarez had failed a
drugs test from eating contaminated meat?'
'
Don’t you mean Canelo Alvaroid ? That guy was clearly cheating'