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A term for someone so full of themselves, they're practically a walking mirror. They're obsessed with sexual references, crave constant praise like it's oxygen, and have a Napoleonic complex that's almost as big as their ego. They'll upcharge you for everything, never miss a chance to flex by taking their shirt off, and they're as competitive as a hungry shark in a goldfish pond.

Steve's such an Alvabro; he once played football against kids so competitively, still lost and threw a tantrum!

alvabro by Meow2024 March 2, 2024

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Alvaro

The most gorgeous man to walk the face of the Earth. When you look at him, you'll be like "damn, how is he real?" He's good at tolerating his annoying friends though he sighs at them sometimes (or goes on Do Not Disturb). He loves spilling tea, but swears to always tell the truth while doing so. Though he's a bit obsessed with himself sometimes (or most of the time), is one of the nicest guys you could ever know. If you find an Alvaro, go on a pudding date with him sometime. It may lead to great things.

Wow, we stan the king of tea, Alvaro!

Alvaro by swatyees December 14, 2018

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Alvaro

A loyal person who loves his girl very deeply , no one could ever match the love he gives to the girl he loves . An Alvaro could be very caring, once a Alvaro falls in love he will stay in love with who ever the special girl is . If you have an Alvaro that loves you keep him because that’s the best thing that will ever happen to you .

Alvaro... wait up

Alvaro by Xxxfacts...god March 10, 2019

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alvaro romero

THE king of slatt 🐍member of the lollipop boys, associated with mattia polibio. HE IS THE MOST ADORABLE AND CUTE PERSON EVER periodt boo. he’s also kinda hot ;)

person A: whose ur fav tik toker?

person B: Mattia is sexy as shit but Alvaro romero is adorable, i can’t decide.
person A: idk who they are imma look em up

person B: bet it

alvaro romero by Swaggycowgirl October 18, 2019

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Alvaro

Alvaro - the most intelligent person you will ever meet, knows how to strike conversations, he can be quite the charmer, the best aspect of an Alvaro would be his giving nature, he often gives his all and even after keeps on giving. Alvaro's know how to treat a lady. Always a true gentleman, He is a great lover, a sexual being and will leave you wanting more.

Girl 1 : How was your date with Alvaro?
Girl 2: Fantastic he's a gentleman but an animal in bed

Alvaro by I'mnottryingtobecockybut... July 9, 2014

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alvaro

The literal face of God. Usually Spainish or South American, this is the kind of guy who gets girls just by looking at them.

That kid Alvaro, whatta guy!

alvaro by Xoxoxxxoxo November 9, 2017

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Alvaro

Do you know who Alvaro is?

I’m Alvaro.

Alvaro by Kasai_Mixtape May 16, 2018

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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