alvabro

A term for someone so full of themselves, they're practically a walking mirror. They're obsessed with sexual references, crave constant praise like it's oxygen, and have a Napoleonic complex that's almost as big as their ego. They'll upcharge you for everything, never miss a chance to flex by taking their shirt off, and they're as competitive as a hungry shark in a goldfish pond.

Steve's such an Alvabro; he once played football against kids so competitively, still lost and threw a tantrum!