alumnumnuts

A graduate of a high school or college, usually male, who still hangs around his former school. This is usually because said individual is a total loser, is trying to meet younger girls, and has nothing better to do.

"Dude, didn't that guy graduate like two years ago"

"Yeah, but he still hangs around here trying to mac it to freshman girls. He's a total alumnumnuts."

by Hank the Monster October 22, 2009

Alumnistalgia

A nostalgia for former classmates.

I joined Facebook because Classmates.com made me pay to satisfy my alumnistalgia.

by The Irritainer June 9, 2009

alumnut

Idiot alumni of your university who proudly wears your school's colors and in so doing embarrasses you and fills you with shame.

Did you see that fat dude with the mullet in the Michigan sweat shirt...what an alumnut! Alumnuts make me so angry, make me wish I'd gone to a different school.

by eldingo April 8, 2010

alumpuss

A female whose pussy is so sloppy that she needs a truck load of alum to tighten it up in order to be fuckable.

Sheila looks mighty good but she has a bad case of alumpuss.

by WEWA January 4, 2008

alumnux

A transsexual, transgender, genderqueer, gender non-conforming, or bi-gendered former student or pupil of a school, college, or university.
Alternative spelling of alumnus (masculine; plural alumni) or alumna (feminine; plural alumnae).
Plural: Alumnax

Singular: He is an alumnus, she is an alumna, and I am an alumnux of the same school.
Plural: We welcome all former graduates to our alumni, alumnae, and alumnax weekend.

by Tokenwasp February 9, 2017